Friday.....and I'm angry.....

Good Morning, Family and Friends wherever you are.... I may be looking for a new home if any of you are interested.....my daddy went off without me this morning. I'm just not sure how he could do something so MEAN! I cuddled with him in bed earlier, I got his socks when he was ready to go, and then he went off without me. I've been sitting in the kitchen window, whining, ever since. Mommy keeps laughing at me, or telling me to give it a rest, or asking me why being with her isn't enough. And it's not that I don't love her, because I do.....I'm just addicted to road trips. Not fair. Take yesterday....we all left early in the morning after Aunt Marion had gone and went into Burlington to see Grandma and Grandpa. If it's not too cold, Grandpa likes to come out to see me, so I get out of the truck and do my tricks for him......including peeing on his feet, if I can. I just get sooooo excited!! You know how we girls are.....laugh, cough, or get excited and we leak. If you watch TV at all, you'll see Whoopi Goldberg do a commercial on leaking. Mommy cracks up every time she sees it.....digressing again......so sorry.....but sometimes I think you need background information to completely understand the situation. Anyhow, when we left there, we went to Costco. There were a lot of dogs there. That's pretty unusual but it gave me something to watch and bark at. That was fun. One of the dogs belonged to a blind student Mommy had years ago. Her name is Tabitha.....Mommy said she spoke to her but didn't tell her who it was and Tabitha recognized her voice, even after all this time. Wow. She was/is a very smart young woman, Mommy said. And now she's married and working at a high school as a one on one aide. Mommy was really happy for her and they talked for a little while. From there, we went to a place called Lenny's where Daddy looked for a new pair of boots. No luck, but I got to get out of the truck again and smell around. Great smells.....I could have stayed for hours, but Mommy made me pee again and off we went. Walmart, the Home Store, TJMaxx, another shoe store....where I got out once more...I'd been drinking a lot of water, and I had lunch in the truck but I refused to Poo. Could NOT find a spot.....looked, smelled, looked.....lots of nice smells, but no good spot to poo. I'd just wait until I got home to do that..... And home......we'd been on the road all day!! Daddy said he was going to put a shock collar on Mommy the next time we go out so she won't spend so much money.....I'd like to see that! Anyhow, it was a wonderful day and I was exhausted when we got home. Slept like a log all night and Mommy says I snored. Couldn't have been me.....Daddy is the one who snores..... Got up this morning all ready to go again, had breakfast, my morning constitutional, and sat here on my couch waiting for Daddy to get ready. And then he left without me. He said he had to have the oil changed in the truck and going up on the lift scares me so I couldn't go. I had to stay home and take care of mommy. How do I do that? She's a big girl.......really......when we were at Walmart, she looked for a new bra.....Daddy keeps saying he'll be glad when her titties hang low enough to tuck into her pants' waistband so she won't have to spend money on more bras......he complains about the number of pairs of shoes she has, too. Says she must have been a centipede in a former life....he's funny, my daddy....but I don't know why he didn't take me with him today. So I whine. Long, drawn out, high pitched whines......next time maybe my mommy will MAKE him take me so she doesn't have to listen to the whining...... Hope you all have a better day than I'm having......I love you all. Juni